As Labour have recently admitted, their unlimited and unmonitored immigration policy, coupled with the provision of any and all benefits to those immigrants who don't want to integrate or work (coupled with severe restrictions on those who do) was deliberately done as a nose-thumbing exercise to the Tories and to force their bizarre multiculturalism agenda on the population. It was deliberate. The indigenous were duped, lied to and shouted down as racist-Nazi-bigots for objecting. The immigrants who thought they were invited to Dick Whittington's London, where the streets were paved with gold, were duped, lied to and herded into enclaves of Labour-voting dependent pets.

They set indigenous against immigrant at every opportunity even though all of us, of all colours, of all religions and none, didn't, on the whole, care much about the differences. They encouraged and exaggerated those differences  and laughed at the spectacle of our conflict while reaping the rewards of the boom-time tax intakes. While the money and the credit flowed like urine down an over-excited Prime Minister's leg, they could afford all the dependent voters they could find.

Nobody noticed the second homes remodelled to look like the palace of Versailles because we could all get credit. We could all have TV sets so large we had to sit in the garden to watch them. We could all have the playstations and the Xboxes and the blackberry phones and the DVD recorders and the sky-plus things so we could record enough televised shite to torture those Guantamano inmates for a century. We could all drive Scorpion tanks (disarmed, of course) at five miles to the gallon, fitted with satellite navigation to find our way to the Sainsbury we'd shopped at every week for ten years, we could have the heat on in summer just for show, we could do anything on credit. So could the government and if you think your next-door neighbour's sequinned pergola was an unneccessary extravagance, look at what your government did.

This country now owes more money than exists. It cannot be paid back. It simply cannot be done. Yet this government keeps spending and we cannot even pay the monthly interest on what we owe.

Those Righteous who have so fervently trumpeted their 'Racist! How dare you demand they learn the language of the country they've moved to?' and other assorted bile and vitriol, now find they can't afford to keep their pets any more.

So now, Alan Johnson, champion of the latest 'Whack-a-Dissenter' event, has declared that Labour's immigration policies were mistaken.

Step away from the stable door, Mr, Johnson. That horse bolted days ago. Those policies were in no way the result of mistakes. They were deliberate. You bought in those votes and now you can't pay for them so you wish to consign your pets to the Battersea Immigrant's Home. The bad news is, there is no such place. So what do you have in mind? The House of 1000 Immigrants? Reservoir Serbians? Perhaps those perennial favourites, a walk in the woods or the mysterious door in the wall of the fiftieth floor labelled 'Exit'?

In his first speech on the subject, Mr Johnson said some parts of the country have been "disproportionately affected" by the influx of migrants and said his predecessors had ignored for "far too long" problems in the system that led to huge backlogs of asylum seekers and foreign national prisoners.

You did not ignore those problems You caused them. Deliberately. Those people were playthings to you. It was all a schoolyard Tory-baiting game. You and the rest of your party, along with your weak and feeble footsoldiers, gave not a moment's thought to the real lives of real people, indigenous or immigrant. The country, to you, is a big game of 'Risk' and you have lost that game. We, the counters on the board, are the ones who take the brunt. While you play games with your Tory opponents, real lives are wiped off the board with Cillit Bang efficiency.

"The legacy problems with unreturned foreign national prisoners and asylum seekers may have accumulated under previous administrations, but they continued to be ignored for far too long on our watch."

Blame Thatcher. Well, why not blame Cromwell? How about blaming Henry III? Wiliam of Orange? King Cnut? King Arthur? Vortigern? Augustus Caesar? Rameses II? Bob the Druid or even Ugg, that crazed madman who invented the wheel despite all the advice that it would just lead to trouble. He really should have listened.

Labour have had nearly thirteen years to 'do something' about immigration and they have done quite a lot about it. They have made it a hundred times worse and slapped down anyone who dares question it, with their war-cry of 'Racist Nazi Bigot'. They have, as we have seen, done this perfectly deliberately and with malice aforethought. Labour have not ignored these problems. They have rocked themselves to sleep with unmitigated glee at their vicious and despicable manipulation of both indigenous and immigrant. It's just a game. The proles aren't real people. Not like the Party members. Prole lives are expendable.

Now this Johnson creature comes up with the notion that 'immigrants are causing problems'. I disagree. Immigrants, criminal and shiftless ones rather than the productive and intergrating variety, might be problems but those problems did not cause themselves. Labour caused those problems. It was no accident. It was not incompetence. it was nothing to do with previous administrations, it was this one.

It's too late to shift the blame. It's too late to pretend Labour have not shouted down any and all discussion of immigration for over a decade because, Mr, Johnson, you are not dealing with goldfish here. We have memories. We have the ability to remember what happened yesterday and the day before. We know about the 'racist-Nazi-bigot' game because we have all been on the receiving end of it.

We are still getting that same cry from your drones because those you have twisted to your thoughts are stupid, by default. They have not realised that the tune has changed yet. They still bawl out 'racist' at anyone who says as much as 'Well, there are a few too many immigrants here'. They do not yet realise that you have turned on the Muslims you nurtured and encouraged into extremism. They have not seen where your new 'controlled immigration' is going. They do not understand that it is all, as is everything the Socialists ever do, about money. All they ever think about is money, and how they can get hold of it without bothering with any of that evil capitalist 'work' business.

It's not going to work, Johnson. Time's up. The game is over for you.

For us, I suspect it will continue as usual because we have the next Blair coming along to start the same process all over again. They even have that broken referendum promise to start them off.